Post by Hades//Dionysus on Dec 25, 2007 1:43:10 GMT -5
(Abi, Raphie, and Moi)
Ok, for starters, I'm J.D. and this is all about me. Wilde, no?
Ok that was a totally lame use of his name, but I did it and no one can stop it. Except maybe Duhlawn. Must figure out if I gave her those powers. Oh well.
I'm an odd duckling. If that wasn't obvious already, consider the fact that I called myself a duckling.
Truth of My Youth
Well let's see if I can sum this up quickly. I got my first taste of beer when I was five-ish. I loved it then, hate now. I have been shoved in a suitcase and kicked in the jaw by my brother (two different days thankfully). I've super glued my fingers together. I used to cut worms in half. Set pieces of plastic and paper on fire when no one was around because I was and still am a pyro.
I once drank like four wine coolers with my friend Mikey and his kid sister (Me= 10 or 11, Him=13, Her= maybe five or so). I'd stay at his house until like three in the morning when my brother was supposed to be watching me (he lived across the street). I have illagally sold my brother's fireworks to some awful kids in California. Broke a tree (don't ask). Admitted I liked guys to my friend Jeffery (big step for a tomboy like me).
The Quiet Things That No One Knows
$I can dance. All sexy like and a bit sluttish, but I can do it.$
$I love toying around with my mom's make up$
$I can't stand killing things. Like the mouse in my room$
$I believe that most every guy has the potential to be hot. Though I'm pretty open like that$
$I have a condom in my backpack because the condom faery gave it to me on the bus$
$ I would do Famke Janssen in a heart beat. Seriously, I'd go gay for her and her only.$
$ I like to think my life would make a good book or movie because it's just that random$
$ I get nervous around guys I find hot. Go figure? $
$ I think I may have some sort of mental problem. Seriously, there's just something wrong with me.$
$ I'm the biggest Harry Potter nerd though I have never read the books or seen those awful movies (Not even Jason Isaacs is worth that kind of pain) $
That Thing You Do
~ Act like a sarcastic prag to everyone~
~ Rub Hez's belly because, I have the biggest crush on him. Too bad he's gay~
~ Try not to smile because it makes my face look so fat.~
~ Act like a dork around everyone because, I am~
~ Give everyone at least one shot to make me regret ever meeting them~
~Watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer and play the guitar~
~Sing my heart out~
~Write the occasional story because it's rather fun for me~
~Most everyone I know (half of which don't hang out) considers me English. From the way I flip the bird to the way I talk, I am apparently English.~
I Want To Know Your Plans
Really if I had any idea of what I wanted to do in my future, I would write it all down here, but I don't plan too well. The most I can assure you is that I won't be around much this summer because I'm going to be moving which entails going from the upper West coast of the U.S. to Virginia. Yeah, not happy about that, but whatever. Maybe I'll find the love of my life
Or mostly get an Irish Wolfhound and name him Sirius Black.
My mini me. I swear, I love my niece. (Me Brother is ten years older than me)
This is the kid would will bring sexy back. Or at least cute.
I mean, even Duhlawn thinks he's adorable and she hates kids. I'm so proud of my neph.
And finally, the most dorkiest thing ever. Well, at least she's hot enough to me. Except for that pudgy face. Very unsexy.
